Transsexual, transvestite or just gay?
21 June 2019
Answer Phone with Ray Blakeslee
14 June 2019
Video call with Satan
07 June 2019
Marriage proposal from Justice Kazi
06 June 2019
Fan mail from Paul Viersen
06 June 2019
Yes and No with Joe Dowd
03 June 2019
Why would I want thrush?
29 March 2019
I like potatoes
14 March 2019
Why are you messaging a murderer?
20 February 2019
The bastard called me a bitch
07 February 2019
Yes and No with Ayan Sheikh
01 February 2019
Yes and No with Prince Edeawe
25 January 2019
Hello Mr Brazilian Pimp
11 January 2019
How can I be half Iraqi and half English?
11 July 2018
Maths and Physics with Heather Carter
20 June 2018
Yes and No with Hassan Ali
29 April 2018
Answer Phone with a Bong Mong
25 April 2018
Answer Phone with Lawrence Schmidt
23 April 2018
A Welcome answer phone
23 April 2018
Answer Phone with a Prince
23 April 2018
Answer Phone with Philly
23 April 2018
Answer Phone with Rahul
23 April 2018
Prayer chains can cure cancer
26 March 2018
Yes and No with Tanga Endurance Peresei
25 March 2018
Trying for an e-baby - Part 3
12 February 2018
Trying for an e-baby - Part 2
12 February 2018
Trying for an e-baby - Part 1
12 February 2018
More bitch lasagne
01 February 2018
Marriage proposal from Hazem
28 January 2018
Marriage proposal from Ishola
26 January 2018
I wish I was God's lover
26 January 2018
I'm not playing games
21 November 2017
Trump killed by Plasticine
11 November 2017
Yes and No with Daniel Ashton
06 November 2017
Yes and No with Amarildo Leti
03 November 2017
It's just three questions
02 November 2017
Making up words
30 October 2017
He really appreciates me
25 October 2017
Out-Indian and Indian
05 October 2017
Human twixt vegetable offspring
31 August 2017
That creepy rapist lorry driver look
30 August 2017
If there's poo on it, you're doing it wrong
29 August 2017
How are you doing?
29 August 2017
Is God really called God?
16 February 2017
Your uncle died. Give me your money
23 January 2017
Yes and No with Ishan Malviya
21 January 2017
Yes and No with Faryad Manzoor Rana
10 January 2017
Yes or No with Lingaraj Panigrahi
10 January 2017
You missed a call from a filthy Arab
06 January 2017
Fan mail from Mrs Squiggle
03 January 2017
Yes and No with Manvir Singh
16 December 2016
Do Indian men come out of the womb horny?
12 December 2016
Yes and No with Amir Zia
12 December 2016
Car crash messages
08 December 2016
Indians don't come from a womb
25 November 2016
Half Mexican, half Chinese and half Unicorn
23 November 2016
He's not a rapist; he's Toto Robach
01 November 2016
Is English the same as Spanish?
17 October 2016
Answer Phone with Jake Malinao Dalag
13 October 2016
I'll marry you and become a ninja
11 October 2016
Shall I hand you a cyber magnifying glass?
23 September 2016
Yes and No with Srinivasrao Bengaluru
09 September 2016
Yes and No with Charles Gregg
09 September 2016
I'm sure I'm not wrong
09 September 2016
I'm not reading an essay. Kill yourself
08 September 2016
The potato game with Bryan Oliver
06 September 2016
Lesbian scissoring
20 August 2016
Geography lessons with an Arab
12 August 2016
I'm complicated
23 June 2016
Yes and No with Ash Dempc
21 April 2016
Help me, I'm AIDS block
24 March 2016
Flying at a right angle
18 March 2016
Vodka and sex please
17 March 2016
Yes and No with Alexander Azac
17 March 2016
Illiteracy is just not sexy
10 March 2016
Achoo, bless you!
01 March 2016
Yes and No with Ankit Arora Ankit
29 February 2016
Steroids and gay porn
15 February 2016
Yes and No with Jorge Flores
15 February 2016
Answer Phone with Salim Malik
11 February 2016
Answer Phone with Jon Snyder
11 February 2016
Yes and No with Prince Max
11 February 2016
Get me an alibi
09 February 2016
I have brown eyes
03 February 2016
Are all lorry drivers rapists?
24 December 2015
Conversations with Tom Jones
21 December 2015
Yes and No with Kader Hak
21 December 2015
The delightful Barry Rudd
21 December 2015
Introducing Heather's Yes and No game.
13 December 2015
Double negatives hurt my ears
01 December 2015
Charting with an ex guy
25 November 2015
The King of the Potato People
05 November 2015
Help my business and take some cock
30 October 2015
Love letters from Lakshay Deep
28 October 2015
Doctor Rahul
22 October 2015
Getting drunk for Eid
24 September 2015
Sinking of the Bismark
15 September 2015
Please promote my website. Do you like porn?
19 August 2015
fan mail from Rayal Azim
31 July 2015
Do you speak Badger?
30 July 2015
I use pixie dust and magic
23 July 2015
No I'm not Swedish
06 July 2015
I don't look Asian because I'm Asian
01 July 2015
Fan mail from Tseka Laka
18 May 2015
Where is Heather Carter from?
20 March 2015
Original Sin
19 March 2015
Spanish lessons with Heather Carter
18 February 2015
Answer Phone with Simon Kranthi
10 February 2015
Answer Phone with Sri Venkat
29 January 2015
Don't call me baby
27 January 2015
Answer Phone with Raveeda Kumara
19 January 2015
Can you guess my location?
05 January 2015
Got created insults
04 January 2015
Goat spunk anyone?
03 January 2015
D is for Durkastan
03 January 2015
Lesbianism is haram
28 November 2014
A religion of peace. Death to all who disagree
27 November 2014
Three questions with Noah Mwedzi
27 November 2014
Questioning the Pakistani education system
27 November 2014
Poetry with Heather Carter
21 October 2014
Prime Numbers with Mughal Umar
21 October 2014
Carrots are better than God
06 October 2014
Fan mail from Stelios Zafiriou
01 September 2014
Fan mail from Zebair Mohammed
29 August 2014
Answer Phone with Raja Kumar Saha
26 August 2014
Answer Phone with Kevin Sheffield
13 August 2014
Who is Robin Williams?
12 August 2014
I'm a fly girl
01 August 2014
I don't speak English because I'm an Arab
31 July 2014
I busted a paedophile
30 July 2014
Three questions with Bidesh Samanta
15 July 2014
A snippet of the great Chadley
14 July 2014
I love Bruno Mars
28 June 2014
Language lessons with Heather Carter
24 June 2014
Brain trust with Okechukwu
23 June 2014
A picture of sand on my face
11 June 2014
Logic will send me to hell
06 June 2014
Language lessons for Stephen Palmer
23 September 2013
A good friend like Lorita
23 September 2013
What is wrong with Turkey?
16 September 2013
I study educational education
02 July 2013
Answer Phone with Zidane Monta
01 October 2012
Answer Phone with Kuntal Naik
30 August 2012
Fan mail from Wael Testo
28 August 2012
Fan mail from Kevin Mark
14 August 2012
Fan mail from Hannah Blunt
08 July 2012
Fan mail from Pete Redmore
08 July 2012
Answer Phone with Backham Neal
29 June 2012
Answer Phone with Sanjay Sharma
25 June 2012
Fan mail from Omar Elghandour
20 June 2012
Answer Phone with Harun Aslan
16 June 2012
Answer Phone with Naser Abbas
17 May 2012
Answer Phone with Moinul Hossain Miraj
20 March 2012
Answer Phone with martin RM
09 March 2012
Answer Phone with Denny Crane
07 March 2012
Answer Phone with Aaron Lewis
06 March 2012
Answer Phone with Zinedine Sufiyan
29 February 2012
Answer Phone with Yash Kamdar
28 February 2012
Answer Phone with Tawfik Titou
20 February 2012
Answer Phone with Sunny Patil
20 February 2012
Answer Phone with Rahul Adores Angels
20 February 2012
Answer Phone with Rv Chest
20 February 2012
Answer Phone with Rahul Singh
17 February 2012
Answer Phone with Jack Martin
16 February 2012
Answer Phone with Omar Hesham
15 February 2012
Sammi the lesbian
23 December 2011
My painful story
22 December 2011
Shooting lasers from by lady garden
21 December 2011
Bum sex is okay
21 December 2011
Fan mail from Masood Mrf
20 December 2011
My terrible haircut
14 May 2011
French lessons with Nick Mayson
20 April 2011
Praying Mantis with a machine gun
18 April 2011
I don't speak Turkish
17 April 2011
Spanking Steve Webb
16 April 2011
Drugs with George Montenegro
15 April 2011
Ammonium Nitrate please
14 April 2011
Knowing your own birthday
14 April 2011
Genesis
11 April 2011