I'll marry you and become a ninja

I'm not sure I'd want to marry someone who already had kids. The responsibility of raising someone else's children is just too much. And it's not like I'd feel comfortable disciplining them. Mind you, if I'd married this guy he would have probably taken his belt to me for having an opinion. Or convinced me to don a special rucksack and martyr myself... and I'm not having a dig at any cult in particular.

Published on 11 October 2016