Shall I hand you a cyber magnifying glass?

Since graduating from university, I've developed a new sense of maturity. I no longer feel the intense urge to go out and drink until I bleed, spend all day in bed, confuse lecturers and fellow students with my theories on how the universe was created by a carrot and the big bang by giant intergalactic jump leads and semtex.

Actually that's not entirely true. I still drink far too much alcohol. I also drink far too much coffee and I'm still up at the crack of dawn because I'm wired from all the coffee I've drunk. I also still believe that carrots are the centre of the universe and I also think the moon is just the back of the sun and the earth is banana shaped. I'm also still very keen to tell everyone about these theories, whether they want to hear them or not.

Having said all that, it's been a couple of years since I've got drunk and vomited on my shoes so I have matured a little bit...