Get me an alibi

I've honestly never beaten a boyfriend in my life. I'm not a violent person and would never hurt a fly. Actually that's not true. I hate flies and kill them all the time. I also did once punch a guy in the face. Apparently he was trying not to cry for about half an hour afterwards because he didn't want to look like a wimp in front of his friends. Kind of redundant when you've just been punched to the floor by a girl...

Published on 09 February 2016