Lesbianism is haram

In my experience, Muslims have two settings: Pervert or Angry. They all seem to start off nice for about five minutes before requesting to see my private parts on a web cam. When I subtly try pointing out that Allah wouldn't approve of their behaviour, they suddenly switch into angry Jihadist mode and threaten to kill me and rape my family. Is it any wonder the world generally hates them?

Published on 28 November 2014