A picture of sand on my face

I imagine having sex on the beach would be a pretty horrendous experience for all involved, not least for the other people on the beach. I just think of sand up the vag. It's bad enough wearing a bikini and laying on the sand. I mean that stuff gets everywhere. Being naked and rolling around in sand would get into all sorts of intimate crevices. I can't imagine the gluey paste resulting from sand mixing with bodily fluids would be particularly pleasant either.

Published on 11 June 2014